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Mom says I was Bad

11/15/2016

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Ok maybe I was bad, but it was Mom's fault.  I have been on a very serious diet all summer.  I woke up one morning and Mom freaked out.  She started going on and on about I was fat.  I looked at her and said, "Excuse me"?  You're calling me, your sweet pea fat?? Pfft I don't think so.

Well considering the drastic reduction in my food bowl, I guess she really did think I was fat.  And it did seem that everyone from my groomer to my dogtor shared Mom's opinion.  I tried telling them big is beautiful baby, but they were having none of it.  So reduced rations it was.  

That was back during the early summer.  Now fast forward to almost Thanksgiving.  I'm about to fade away.  Honest I am!!!  To make matters worse Tabby cat gets all he wants to eat!  That's food, treats and my buffalo. He wants it, he eats it!!! Now is that fair?  

You can see my situation here can't you?  Of course you can.  There's a cat getting all the food he wants.  Mom and Dad constantly telling me I can't have any more food as  I'm fat andd the open pantry door...

Yups, the OPEN PANTRY DOOR, no Mom in sight as she's vacuuming and forgotten to close the PANTRY DOOR.  So I made my move, quite and stealthy as I could be.  I get to the cat food bag, and sniff the forbidden fruit.  Oooh my Dawgs that smells soooo good.  I temporarily get lost in the wonderful fragrance wafting towards my nostrils.  I sigh a quite thankful sigh.  No pawrents to be found anywhere in sight and the cat food bag.  I shove my nose farther down the bag and begin to take a few dainty bites, enjoying each morsel I chew, when like a banshee screeching from the pits of hadees I hear my Mom screaming, "Molly what the hell are you doing".

Let me tell you pups, I started gobbling up that hairball control cat food for all I was worth, as I knew my attempts to fill my empty shriveled tummy were over now.  As soon as I could swallow my last bite of nourishment, I looked at my Mom and growled my misery.  Mom looked as shocked as I felt, but in my defense starvation can change a girl especially when food is snatched from your grasp.

So maybe I was bad, but it was Mom's fault for leaving that pantry door open.  (I've checked pawfuriends there's no cat food bag on the floor of the pantry any more). It's back to hoovering the kitchen floor for crumbs once again.  ~sigh~

Love, Molly and my Mom




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Freddy Girl
11/16/2016 06:13:50 am

What does a hungry doggie do? She EATS! That's NOT bad, that's SURVIVAL. I'm sure after thinking about it, yur Mom felt bad that she left the door open.

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Tiara & Trixie Diaz
11/16/2016 08:39:19 am

Oh Molly we feel for you and know exactly what you are going through. Mom has had us on a diet since February. We don't eat dry food so we don't have the opportunity to nose dive into the bad (sigh). We get 4 ounces in the morning and 4 ounces in the afternoon. Isn't 4 ounces the amount of food that's in a jar of baby food? Then there's thin as a rail Tashi who can eat anything and everything and never gain an ounce. She is such a tease. We all get fed at the same time and the same amount, that itty bitty 4 ounces. Well anyway Tashi will lay down in front of her bowl and just wait for us to finish our meal. As hungry as we are we scarf it down in two bites. Tashi will just lay in front of her bowl daring us to try and get her food. Finally she will eat her food laughing at us the entire time. The minute she walks away from her bowl we both sweep in to see if she has left any morsels. Of course she hasn't but we still lick her bowl as if it Thanksgiving leftovers.

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Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song link
11/16/2016 11:37:45 am

This obviously wasn't your fautl. If food is left out it is a dog's duty to eat it. And you were being starved to death. You were just following your instinct. We will defend you to the ends of the Earth

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Bruny Hudson link
11/16/2016 04:32:17 pm

Molly, I hope I can hide this blog post from Wylie, or he might get some ideas. He has to lose weight, too, and he has become as desperate as you looking for food.

Bruny Hudson, Hobo’s mom

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